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HAPPY FRIDAY!
I hope everyones Christmas was great! Mine was nice and very low key…. I had a honey baked ham for dinner with all the fixens I was happy that the sun was out all day but it was a blistering high of 28! Beleive it or not tomorrow is a flood watch here.. heheheh its going to be 60 degrees!!! wtf ?? all the snows going to melt and flood all the streets.. then its back to 30 for the high on Sunday.. is mother nature trying to make me sick? I swear thats some goofy weather just for one day.. why can’t I have high 60’s all week and not for just one day?? ya know what I mean. I received alot of gift cards for xmas which is good.. Victoria Secret , Macy’s , and some eateries that I will enjoy I am so glad xmas is over! There are a tons of after xmas sales going on.. I can’t believe macys was open at 6am this morning! I thought about going but I am not sure.. it might be just as crazy as the day after Thanksgiving! I have friends leaving tomorrow for Florida for a week for new years , I was 80% close to booking hahaha.. the airfare was outragious and the condo they rented I don’t see anymore for rent in Marco Island, Fl… I seen the weather it’s 80 everyday.. Im like okay I can go there hahah.. maybe next time! It would be awesome to spend new years somewhere else than here in the cold! I worked out yesterday before leaving the house and that felt good… I did 30 min on the treadmill and 12 min tape I am skipping today and doing some work online including shows
I hope everyones weekend is well.. Have a wonderful day!
Kisses,
Luv Lori xoxo

Hello Sweeties
Merry Christmas Eve’ I hope you enjoyed my 1pm show.. its very nasty outside.. sleet/rain/snow coming damn! Its going to be a slushy xmas! My designer is working on a few pages in for me on my new FREE tour.. check it out tell me what you think I have to run up to the corner to get some bread for spaghetti tonight… that is the only thing I forgot to get and I need gas.. I am on E! hahaah.. why do I wait to the last minute for these things.. hehehe. I dunno… I will be going thru the camz and making hightlights of my show today.. I will do that later.. anyways.. I have some phone calls to make.. I hope everyone has a wonderful Xmas eve.
Luv Ya!
Lori xoxox

Happy Tuesday!
I am in a winter storm.. and have been all morning boy the roads are a messsssss! They say tomorrow frozen rain/sleet.. shit.. I hate this.. I have dinner cooking tonight but I don’t for tomorrow.. hehehe.. maybe I can eat something that I have in the freezer so I can stay indoors… what a mess.. plus tomorrow is Xmas Eve’ I don’t really have any plans for tomorrow unless someone calls I am doing a show tomorrow at 1pm eastern so I hope you can make it. Xmas I will be busy of course and I am not sure whats going on Friday… I might be here all day working. I hope everyone is enjoying the short work week. I rented a few movies on Sunday and watched one of the yesterday “Step brothers” I laughed.. very funny.. hehehe Will cracks me up!
I am going to be eating dinner soon.. I have been online getting all my work caught up and emails gone through and content worked on geesh.. I will be happy when 2008 is done and over with! I know alot of you all feel the same way.
I hope your night is great.. if your in a storm stay warm! I am def. not going out tonight…
talk to you tomorrow…
Luv Lori xoxo

I love all my comics haha

have a good night!
xooxoxo

Happy Monday!
I am home…(whew) What a great two weeks I had even though some of the weather turned to shit down in mexico! I can’t believe it.. but the more I think of it.. It was alot better to be there than to be here in Michigan… 8 inches of snow hit my driveway Friday.. the day before I was to come home! uggg what a mess… let me tell you all the gossip! hahaha.. okay I had two friends in the group (guys) that were in our group of 8 to fly home the 20th at 10:30am and arrive in detroit at 3:30pm. The one guy was there with his wife but she had to leave on wednesday because of work conditions. She works retail so xmas is xtra busy! She was there for over 10 days so it was good enough for her she says.. (not me tho) hahaha .. anyways she emails me on thursday the 18th when she got home and says there was a message on her machine that her husbands flight was rescheduled! what??? so she emails me and forwards me an email that they got at home as well.. they did not have a laptop with them to check all this… He was pissed off and called them (charter flight) and says whats going on… they say we over booked the plane and your on the 8:30pm flight, scheduled to arrive in detroit at 1am! so we went thru everyones reservation # and I was okay as well as the others except for one other guy flying solo… Im like okay well thats good at least you can both hang out together right? I wouldn’t of minded an extra day in mexico laying out at the pool.. who wouldnt? lol as long as it was sunny… so anyways I end up calling cuz they told the one guy when he called from his room at $3.00 a call that our whole plane was moved to 8:30pm.. let me just tell you the airlines didn’t know jack! I called 3 x from my room cuz twice they hung up on me… (beyatches!) I was pissed… anyways the last lady told me I was on the AM flight.. so I said fine.. I was on a shuttle bus which I didn’t know anything about.. I thought it was a pvt taxi /van for 8 of us but it wasn’t…another person in our group booked us… and I was mad.. Im like we have to be down in the lobby at 7:30 am when my flight isnt ready to depart till 10:30??? I don’t go 3 hours ahead of time.. thats bull.. the airport is literally 15 min. away from our hotel.. very close! If I wanted to leave at 8:30 or 9am it wouldve been $20 for a personal taxi and I couldn’t get my money back from the shuttle.. I wasn’t happy so I went with the group. I get there check in and ask the lady behind the desk is this flight sold out.. she says no.. theres 13 empty seats on the plane?? are u fkn kidding me? why did you bump two people out of our group>?? she says I don’t know maybe for security reasons.. man they are wacked.. ahhaha.. so I couldn’t get ahold of my two friends they shouldve just got to the airport with us and they wouldve been on it! so we get there 3 hours ahead of time and im starving.. I ate breakfast at bubba gumps..lol.. it was good and sat there for two hours blowing time away looking at the airline chart then suddenly I see.. Detroit Delayed 40 min.. Im like fuck.. then 20 min goes by and its delayed till 12:10pm .. Im like fuck! I had two bloody marys! I had a nice buzz so that I could try to sleep when I did get on the plane.. hahahah.. anyways im in 4th row.. there is a seat of 3 in front of me empty.. the other side is a woman with two screaming kids! I ask the stewardess can I sit up here in the empty row.. 10 min before were taking off.. she says no not yet… were waiting on 2 passengers.. what?? lol.. 5 min pass and the mex. guy comes into the plane and says hello to us and then says unfortunately there will be a little delay… the two pass. you are waiting for decided NOT TO LEAVE CANCUN… we have to find there bags that are already packed on the plane.. are u fkn kidding me?? omg.. no way! so we waited and waited….so we made it finally around 5pm I think it was.. and two germany flights landed right before us! shitttttttttttttt… customs line was enormous!!!! why are all these franfort people landing in detroit for xmas?? hahaha thats not a vacation.. hahaha.. I was amazed… and they all looked german! I stood in customs for about an hour! then the luggage was coming out and theirs had to come out first.. shit!! one of the rotation things broke and had to wait for a maintance guy to speed up the luggage process.. I was like oh man were never getting outta here.. hahaha.. I had to go thru the 2nd customs after the luggage was in hand and thankfully they didn’t tell me to go thru the search area.. I had one bottle of don julio on me that was it I get out of the 2nd custom area where the limo lady should be standing with a sign for us and all these people I mean a hundred! are standing there with cameras, video cameras.. they are welcoming their families I take it from Germany! hahah.. Im like holy crap get me outta here.. this is insane!! So I finally made it home and had 3 guys help me shovel the driveway in the dark! I could not get my car outta the garage.. man its cold and its messy! I hate it..hahaha low 5 degrees tonight.. I am not happy! I had some things going on yesterday so today I did my mail/ bank.. bills.. grocery shopping all my errands.. Im done with it! I cant believe xmas is Thursday! wow.. I will be having dinner at my moms that afternoon. Then very low key.. I am exhausted.
I will be doing a show this week.. might be tuesday or wednesday and thursday.. I have to check my schedule.. so keep lookin for it.
I am glad to be home in my own bed.. I had a wonderful time!
can’t wait to show you some pictures

Kisses n ‘ Hugz
Luv Lori xoxoxo

Hi everyone..
my last day here in mexico… its 8am and Im just about to head to the shower and hang out on the beach all day to get the last sunshine!!! Im so bummed out to look at detroit’s news channels online to see were getting 8 to 10 inches of snow today!! wtf… shit.. my gf’s is flying home today at 2:15pm I hope her flight is not cancelled. It should be okay on Saturday as far as the roads being cleared.. the salt trucks are out right away. I HATEEEEEEEEE IT.. man im going to freeze hahaah, I don’t have a jacket with me just a jogging suit. LOL… anyways. I hope everyones week was great and I hope you have a wonderful weekend. I will be in early tonight to pack everything up and I have to be up by 7am tomorrow to be at the airport at 8:45am.. my flight is at 1030am.
I am going to be sad to leave paradise.. can’t to show off my tan to you all next week.
Kisses,
Luv Lori xoxxoxo

HAPPY TUESDAY.. IN MEXICO..
THE SUN FINALLY CAME OUT ALL DAY YESTERDAY AND TODAY IM ON MY WAY FOR AN ALL DAY TRIP BACK TO PLAYA WITH FRIENDS THAT CAME IN THIS WEEK AND HAVENT SEEN IT YET.. ITS GOING TO BE HOT! I HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING WELL 4 MORE DAYS AND ILL BE HOME TO THE FREEEZING COLD!!!
OKAY WELL I HAVE TO SPLIT PEOPLE ARE WAITING FOR ME AT 9AM IN THE LOBBY…
KISSES,
LUV LORI XOXOXO

I was out on the boat here having a good time and as we were totally alone we decided to take it all off and try to soak up some rays butt naked. I do like when I get my all over body tan too.. it feels so good to be free if ya know what I mean He wanted some help putting some tanning oil on him and as I was rubbing it all over his shoulders I actually started to get turned on and I started to move my hands downward (wink) I grabbed his dick as it got hard instantly and told him that I was going to stroke his meat until it spewed! Mmmm It was so hot watching his cum explode out of the tip of his dick… I love to give handjobs its so fucking hot!

enjoy guys….

Luv Lori xoxo